Bubba Ho-tep
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1:03:05
It ain't much of a home
1:03:08
but it's all I got
1:03:14
Well, goddamnit.
1:03:17
I'll be damned if I let some foreign,
graffiti-writin', soul-suckin',

1:03:22
son of a bitch in an oversized
cowboy hat and boots

1:03:25
take my friends' souls and shit 'em
down the visitors toilet!

1:03:35
In the movies.
I always played heroic types

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But when the stage lights went out.
1:03:39
It was time fordrugs and stupidity
and the coveting of women

1:03:43
Now it's time
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Time to be a little of what I
had always fantasized bein'...

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a hero
1:04:02
Hello?
1:04:04
Mr. Kennedy?
1:04:06
Ask not what your rest home
can do for you.

1:04:09
Ask what you can do
for your rest home.

1:04:11
Hey, you're copying my best lines.
1:04:15
Then let me paraphrase
one of my own.

1:04:18
Let's take care of business.
1:04:20
Just what are you
getting at, Elvis?

1:04:23
I think you know
what I'm gettin' at, Mr. President.

1:04:27
We're gonna kill us a mummy.
1:04:40
Two bottles of rubbing alcohol.
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Check.
Don't even have to toss 'em.

1:04:46
Look here.
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Found this in the storage room.
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I thought they kept it locked.
1:04:52
They do. I stole a hairpin
and picked the lock, baby.

1:04:55
Great.
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Matches.
1:04:58
Check. Even scrounged up
a cigarette lighter.


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