Bubba Ho-tep
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1:04:02
Hello?
1:04:04
Mr. Kennedy?
1:04:06
Ask not what your rest home
can do for you.

1:04:09
Ask what you can do
for your rest home.

1:04:11
Hey, you're copying my best lines.
1:04:15
Then let me paraphrase
one of my own.

1:04:18
Let's take care of business.
1:04:20
Just what are you
getting at, Elvis?

1:04:23
I think you know
what I'm gettin' at, Mr. President.

1:04:27
We're gonna kill us a mummy.
1:04:40
Two bottles of rubbing alcohol.
1:04:44
Check.
Don't even have to toss 'em.

1:04:46
Look here.
1:04:48
Found this in the storage room.
1:04:51
I thought they kept it locked.
1:04:52
They do. I stole a hairpin
and picked the lock, baby.

1:04:55
Great.
1:04:56
Matches.
1:04:58
Check. Even scrounged up
a cigarette lighter.

1:05:02
Good. Uniform.
1:05:09
Big check on that, baby.
1:05:12
Well, I got a nice pair of shoes
to go with this.

1:05:17
Check.
1:05:20
Scissors.
1:05:21
Check.
1:05:23
All right.
1:05:24
Now, I got my chair
oiled and ready to roll.

1:05:28
That's good, man.
We could use some wheels.

1:05:30
And I picked some words of power
from my book of magic.

1:05:34
I don't know
if they'll stop a mummy,

1:05:36
but they're supposed
to ward off evil.

1:05:39
I wrote them down.
One for each of us.

1:05:41
Well, we'll use what we got, baby.
1:05:44
All right, 2:45 a.m.,
we hook up right back here.

1:05:47
No, at the rate we travel,
maybe we ought to start at 2:30.

1:05:53
Say, Jack?
1:05:57
Do we know
what the hell we're doin', man?

1:05:59
No. But they say
that fire cleanses evil.


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