:13:01
Okay. 'Bye, David.
:13:13
I'm just saying,
it's been a week and a half now...
:13:15
...and all you've done is sit around
the apartment. It's no good.
:13:18
She wants me to give the situation
serious thought...
:13:20
...that's exactly what I'm trying to do.
Finish it, Tiny!
:13:24
And how's that working out so far?
Been doing a lot of thinking?
:13:27
No! You are useless!
:13:32
- What was that? He can't do that.
- Actually, I think he can.
:13:35
She wants me to make
an informed decision...
:13:37
...and I'm gonna respect that.
:13:38
No, what she wants is for you
to wallow around your apartment...
:13:41
...like some socially-retarded hermit.
Ante up. Who do you like?
:13:44
- Give me $5 on Super Thong.
- I'm gonna take the one with the nice rack.
:13:49
She is banking on your misery, bro,
hoping you'll sit around bumming out.
:13:54
That's got to hurt.
:13:55
And that, my friend,
is how you make an uninformed decision.
:14:00
You want to make
a truly informed decision?
:14:02
Get off your ass and
go see what it's like out there.
:14:04
Get in the game.
:14:05
The game? I.e. Hitting
the meat market clubs with you.
:14:09
No. Hitting them with me and Jonesy.
:14:15
There are some major fundamentaJ
probJems I have with...
:14:17
..."Why buy the cow when you can get
the miJk for free?" conundrum.
:14:22
For one thing, women are not cows.
:14:25
And by that I mean, not so generic.
:14:28
I think most reasonabJe peopJe
wouJd agree...
:14:30
...that a cow is a cow is a cow.
This is not true of women.
:14:34
Things might be simpJer if it were.
:14:44
- Yo, Mike!
- Excuse me.
:14:49
Scotch.
:14:50
- It's packed.
- Yeah, busy.
:14:53
- Thank you.
- Excuse me.
:14:56
You might have offered to help me.
:14:58
If you please? A beer for my friend?