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You want to make
a truly informed decision?
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Get off your ass and
go see what it's like out there.
:14:04
Get in the game.
:14:05
The game? I.e. Hitting
the meat market clubs with you.
:14:09
No. Hitting them with me and Jonesy.
:14:15
There are some major fundamentaJ
probJems I have with...
:14:17
..."Why buy the cow when you can get
the miJk for free?" conundrum.
:14:22
For one thing, women are not cows.
:14:25
And by that I mean, not so generic.
:14:28
I think most reasonabJe peopJe
wouJd agree...
:14:30
...that a cow is a cow is a cow.
This is not true of women.
:14:34
Things might be simpJer if it were.
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- Yo, Mike!
- Excuse me.
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Scotch.
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- It's packed.
- Yeah, busy.
:14:53
- Thank you.
- Excuse me.
:14:56
You might have offered to help me.
:14:58
If you please? A beer for my friend?
:15:02
Thank you.
I'm sorry to do this to you, but I got to go.
:15:05
- Hey, asshole, what is your problem?
- You shouldn't drink anymore.
:15:08
- Why shouldn't I? I just got here.
- Because you're driving me home.
:15:11
- Oh, God.
- Oh, God.
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- Hey.
- Buy you a drink?
:15:22
- Actually, I'm think I'm gonna leave.
- You aren't married, are you?
:15:25
- Not yet. You better hurry, though.
- Another round.
:15:28
- Did Mikey show?
- Yes.
:15:32
Cute. How'd he play?
:15:34
Actually, I think he used the
"You're less than nothing to me" strategy.
:15:40
It never fails, man.
:15:43
- You miss her, huh?
- Are you kidding?
:15:46
Surrounded by all these available women?
More than ever.
:15:50
I know the feeling, only worse.
:15:53
Imagine feeling like that in this place
without having anybody to miss.
:15:59
How you doing?