Buying the Cow

Thank you.
I'm sorry to do this to you, but I got to go.

- Hey, asshole, what is your problem?
- You shouldn't drink anymore.

- Why shouldn't I? I just got here.
- Because you're driving me home.

- Oh, God.
- Oh, God.

- Hey.
- Buy you a drink?

- Actually, I'm think I'm gonna leave.
- You aren't married, are you?

- Not yet. You better hurry, though.
- Another round.

- Did Mikey show?
- Yes.

Cute. How'd he play?
Actually, I think he used the
"You're less than nothing to me" strategy.

It never fails, man.
- You miss her, huh?
- Are you kidding?

Surrounded by all these available women?
More than ever.

I know the feeling, only worse.
Imagine feeling like that in this place
without having anybody to miss.

How you doing?
You ready to go?
Okay, so you had a close encounter
with something.

You saw the light in the airport.
And 10 years later,
it's still messing with your head.

It was important.
It set the bar for me on some level.

Is that so bad?
It's bad if it keeps you from hooking up
with a woman...

...who's attractive, smart,
and of legal, consenting age.

What if she's still out there?
Don't I owe it to myself...

:16:25 try and find her?
You're hunting Sasquatch.
- See. There she is.
- The shadow lady?

She's a Sasquatch?
She's a myth. The perfect woman.
A figment of our dumb-ass
male imagination.

Slap a face on the shadow bitch,
and she ceases to be perfect...

...because she becomes real.
- So what exactly is all this crap?
- It's market research.

Insurance for the creatives who came up
with this shitty campaign.

If I can coerce a focus group...