:15:02
Thank you.
I'm sorry to do this to you, but I got to go.
:15:05
- Hey, asshole, what is your problem?
- You shouldn't drink anymore.
:15:08
- Why shouldn't I? I just got here.
- Because you're driving me home.
:15:11
- Oh, God.
- Oh, God.
:15:20
- Hey.
- Buy you a drink?
:15:22
- Actually, I'm think I'm gonna leave.
- You aren't married, are you?
:15:25
- Not yet. You better hurry, though.
- Another round.
:15:28
- Did Mikey show?
- Yes.
:15:32
Cute. How'd he play?
:15:34
Actually, I think he used the
"You're less than nothing to me" strategy.
:15:40
It never fails, man.
:15:43
- You miss her, huh?
- Are you kidding?
:15:46
Surrounded by all these available women?
More than ever.
:15:50
I know the feeling, only worse.
:15:53
Imagine feeling like that in this place
without having anybody to miss.
:15:59
How you doing?
:16:04
You ready to go?
:16:06
Okay, so you had a close encounter
with something.
:16:09
You saw the light in the airport.
:16:11
And 10 years later,
it's still messing with your head.
:16:14
It was important.
It set the bar for me on some level.
:16:16
Is that so bad?
:16:17
It's bad if it keeps you from hooking up
with a woman...
:16:19
...who's attractive, smart,
and of legal, consenting age.
:16:22
What if she's still out there?
Don't I owe it to myself...
:16:25
...to try and find her?
:16:26
You're hunting Sasquatch.
:16:28
- See. There she is.
- The shadow lady?
:16:32
She's a Sasquatch?
:16:33
She's a myth. The perfect woman.
:16:37
A figment of our dumb-ass
male imagination.
:16:40
Slap a face on the shadow bitch,
and she ceases to be perfect...
:16:43
...because she becomes real.
:16:50
- So what exactly is all this crap?
- It's market research.
:16:55
Insurance for the creatives who came up
with this shitty campaign.
:16:58
If I can coerce a focus group...