Buying the Cow

You ready to go?
Okay, so you had a close encounter
with something.

You saw the light in the airport.
And 10 years later,
it's still messing with your head.

It was important.
It set the bar for me on some level.

Is that so bad?
It's bad if it keeps you from hooking up
with a woman...

...who's attractive, smart,
and of legal, consenting age.

What if she's still out there?
Don't I owe it to myself...

:16:25 try and find her?
You're hunting Sasquatch.
- See. There she is.
- The shadow lady?

She's a Sasquatch?
She's a myth. The perfect woman.
A figment of our dumb-ass
male imagination.

Slap a face on the shadow bitch,
and she ceases to be perfect...

...because she becomes real.
- So what exactly is all this crap?
- It's market research.

Insurance for the creatives who came up
with this shitty campaign.

If I can coerce a focus group...
:17:00 say that a picture of
an anorexic model...

...bottle-feeding two large men
in diapers...

...makes them want to buy a pair of jeans,
then I've done my job.

That is a twisted way to make a living.
I know.
But at least it's the fashion biz, right?

So why don't you just move here?
- I don't know. Maybe I will.
- Who is that?

- It's Mr. Hahn. My boss.
- And you get paid?

Look at it mathematically.
If just one person hooks up with somebody
who isn't their soul mate...

:17:30 got a chain reaction that
screws it up for everybody on the planet.

Your soul mate ends up with someone
else's who settles for someone else's...

Which makes it all the more important
to find the right person.

It's a glass-half-empty,
glass-half-full scenario.

If you ask me, the glass is half full of crap.
You sure you don't want any
late night eats?

No. I'm out of here. Take care, man.
- You got a problem?
- How's the chili?