:16:04
You ready to go?
:16:06
Okay, so you had a close encounter
with something.
:16:09
You saw the light in the airport.
:16:11
And 10 years later,
it's still messing with your head.
:16:14
It was important.
It set the bar for me on some level.
:16:16
Is that so bad?
:16:17
It's bad if it keeps you from hooking up
with a woman...
:16:19
...who's attractive, smart,
and of legal, consenting age.
:16:22
What if she's still out there?
Don't I owe it to myself...
:16:25
...to try and find her?
:16:26
You're hunting Sasquatch.
:16:28
- See. There she is.
- The shadow lady?
:16:32
She's a Sasquatch?
:16:33
She's a myth. The perfect woman.
:16:37
A figment of our dumb-ass
male imagination.
:16:40
Slap a face on the shadow bitch,
and she ceases to be perfect...
:16:43
...because she becomes real.
:16:50
- So what exactly is all this crap?
- It's market research.
:16:55
Insurance for the creatives who came up
with this shitty campaign.
:16:58
If I can coerce a focus group...
:17:00
...to say that a picture of
an anorexic model...
:17:02
...bottle-feeding two large men
in diapers...
:17:04
...makes them want to buy a pair of jeans,
then I've done my job.
:17:07
That is a twisted way to make a living.
:17:10
I know.
But at least it's the fashion biz, right?
:17:12
So why don't you just move here?
:17:15
- I don't know. Maybe I will.
- Who is that?
:17:20
- It's Mr. Hahn. My boss.
- And you get paid?
:17:24
Look at it mathematically.
:17:26
If just one person hooks up with somebody
who isn't their soul mate...
:17:30
...you got a chain reaction that
screws it up for everybody on the planet.
:17:34
Your soul mate ends up with someone
else's who settles for someone else's...
:17:37
Which makes it all the more important
to find the right person.
:17:39
It's a glass-half-empty,
glass-half-full scenario.
:17:41
If you ask me, the glass is half full of crap.
:17:44
You sure you don't want any
late night eats?
:17:46
No. I'm out of here. Take care, man.
:17:58
- You got a problem?
- How's the chili?