:22:03
Oh, my God, this is so exciting.
:22:05
I think I just met
Naomi Campbell's hair person.
:22:08
So, anything I should be doing?
:22:11
This is the glamorous world
of Market Research.
:22:13
We just sit around
untiJ somebody wonders.
:22:15
Why are those men wearing diapers?
:22:20
I guess I can answer
that question for you, sir.
:22:23
- You can answer that?
- Yes.
:22:25
We did research in the Midwest
which indicated...
:22:28
...that our target market was
getting younger and younger...
:22:30
...as you can see.
:22:32
Our focus groups taught us that
it'd be wise to do a preemptive strike...
:22:35
...and showcase young imagery
in our new campaigns.
:22:39
I see and this explains
why I'm spending $2 million...
:22:41
...putting grown men in Huggies.
You realise if I did this in my basement...
:22:45
...and post them on the internet,
I'd be arrested.
:22:48
Also save a lot of money.
:22:53
What are you doing for lunch?
:22:57
I'm sorry Julie couldn't make it tonight.
She really does want to meet you.
:23:01
- Me, too.
- Yeah.
:23:03
But at least now you can tell me
how all of this happened.
:23:07
- You used to refer to marriage as...
- I know, cruel and unusual punishment.
:23:12
- It's her. She just hit me like a truck.
- But you were ready for it, right?
:23:16
- You were wandering around in traffic?
- Yeah, I guess it was in traffic.
:23:20
I mean, if it can happen to me,
it can happen to anybody. Right?
:23:23
Anybody who isn't Mike, of course.
:23:27
I actually got a strange call
from Mike the other day.
:23:29
I think he seemed genuinely concerned
not to have somebody in his life.
:23:32
Mike, in a relationship?
:23:34
Isn't that one of the signs
of the Apocalypse?
:23:36
Nostradamus actually predicted it.
:23:37
He said, in the latter part
of the twentieth century...
:23:40
..."the Ione cock would crow no more."
:23:45
That's scary.
:23:46
Why do you think David's so reluctant
to take the next step with me?
:23:50
Oh, David.
:23:54
I was playing the field,
and I got burned out on it.
:23:59
David hasn't exactly been out
playing the field.