Buying the Cow

- Me, too.
- Yeah.

But at least now you can tell me
how all of this happened.

- You used to refer to marriage as...
- I know, cruel and unusual punishment.

- It's her. She just hit me like a truck.
- But you were ready for it, right?

- You were wandering around in traffic?
- Yeah, I guess it was in traffic.

I mean, if it can happen to me,
it can happen to anybody. Right?

Anybody who isn't Mike, of course.
I actually got a strange call
from Mike the other day.

I think he seemed genuinely concerned
not to have somebody in his life.

Mike, in a relationship?
Isn't that one of the signs
of the Apocalypse?

Nostradamus actually predicted it.
He said, in the latter part
of the twentieth century...

..."the Ione cock would crow no more."
That's scary.
Why do you think David's so reluctant
to take the next step with me?

Oh, David.
I was playing the field,
and I got burned out on it.

David hasn't exactly been out
playing the field.

- He's been playing house with me.
- A fun game.

So Jet me get this straight.
By working in a reJationship
with this guy for the past five years...

...I have actuaJJy undermined
any possibiJity of a future with him?

Yeah. Maybe. I don't know.
David's a reaJJy sharp guy...
...and I think he'JJ probabJy come
to his senses.

- I mean, you're all he wants.
- I'm all he knows.

That can work.
David, it's me.
It's Jate and you're not home.

That's good. I hope you're out having fun.
I know this sounds weird...
...but if you need to see other women
to figure this out...

...I can handJe it.
Maybe it's being here on my own
or from asking you for a decision.

I've gained a new perspective on things.
I think it's important for us to expJore
whatever options we need to.

So, if that's part of it for you
just know that I understand.