:25:03
I know what you mean.
She second-guessed our move.
:25:06
She's even more cunning than I thought.
She's good.
:25:09
You're lucky I'm on board.
:25:10
It's not like her. Why would she say it's
okay to go out with other women?
:25:14
Why indeed?
:25:21
Shouldn't you be out there
playing wingman for Jonesy?
:25:24
Oh, please.
:25:26
I never realised you were so picky.
:25:28
You think I'm one of these
assy scam hounds?
:25:31
I have very particular tastes.
:25:32
A strict list of qualities
I look for in a woman.
:25:35
I'm not just fucking around out here.
What?
:25:38
Seriously, all this play I get?
:25:40
I'm not wasting my time. It's practice.
:25:45
- It's practice for the big game.
- Maybe it's not a game.
:25:49
You've been off the circuit too long.
Of course, it's a game.
:25:52
It's better than a game, it's a sport.
:25:54
It's better than a sport, even.
It's sport fishing.
:25:58
Case in point.
:26:01
Look at him.
See those chicks he's wasting it on.
:26:03
Hi, ladies! Those are bass.
:26:06
And we all go bass fishing
from time to time.
:26:09
Hell, you can get really good at it
with practice.
:26:12
But while he's spending all his time
hooking up with bottom feeders...
:26:15
...the crucial skills he'll need
to hook his wife are atrophying.
:26:18
You see, scamming is like fishing.
:26:23
If your dream girl were a fish,
what would she be?
:26:27
- I don't know, a tuna?
- Yeah! No.
:26:30
A marlin.
:26:31
A big trophy fish.
:26:34
To catch a marlin,
you must use entirely different skills.
:26:36
You don't go out marlin fishing with
a sorry-ass fold-out pole, six-pound test.
:26:39
That'll do for bass.
:26:41
But it sure as shit
isn't gonna land a marlin.
:26:43
You have to up your game.
Know where the elusive beauties lie.
:26:46
You gotta know where to fish.
They're rare, brother. They're rare.
:26:49
Most days you don't catch shit.
But when you do...
:26:52
Wham!
:26:55
The two of you are back
at the dock taking pictures.
:26:58
Okay, another huge fJaw I have...