:26:01
Look at him.
See those chicks he's wasting it on.
:26:03
Hi, ladies! Those are bass.
:26:06
And we all go bass fishing
from time to time.
:26:09
Hell, you can get really good at it
with practice.
:26:12
But while he's spending all his time
hooking up with bottom feeders...
:26:15
...the crucial skills he'll need
to hook his wife are atrophying.
:26:18
You see, scamming is like fishing.
:26:23
If your dream girl were a fish,
what would she be?
:26:27
- I don't know, a tuna?
- Yeah! No.
:26:30
A marlin.
:26:31
A big trophy fish.
:26:34
To catch a marlin,
you must use entirely different skills.
:26:36
You don't go out marlin fishing with
a sorry-ass fold-out pole, six-pound test.
:26:39
That'll do for bass.
:26:41
But it sure as shit
isn't gonna land a marlin.
:26:43
You have to up your game.
Know where the elusive beauties lie.
:26:46
You gotta know where to fish.
They're rare, brother. They're rare.
:26:49
Most days you don't catch shit.
But when you do...
:26:52
Wham!
:26:55
The two of you are back
at the dock taking pictures.
:26:58
Okay, another huge fJaw I have...
:27:00
...with "Why buy the cow when you can
get the miJk for free?"...
:27:03
...is simpJy this. MiJk is not free.
:27:05
The point is,
if you're hankering for some miJk...
:27:07
...one way or another,
you're gonna have to pay for it!
:27:38
You digging this, Davey?
I told you I'd make it up to you.
:27:41
Please point out which
of these lovely young ladies is a marlin.
:27:44
We're done fishing for the day.
:27:46
We're at the aquarium now,
checking out the exotic fishies.
:27:50
Look, Davey. They even got
one of those petting tanks.
:27:53
Oh, my God.
:27:56
I have aJready toJd him aJJ about you,
and his friend is totaJJy hot.
:27:58
Sarah, come on.
You have got to get my back.