Buying the Cow
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:29:00
Holy shit! It is Amy.
:29:02
Give me a sec.
I have to make one last go-around.

:29:05
You guys know her?
:29:06
From school.
I can't believe this is happening.

:29:08
- I can't believe this is happening.
- She looks great.

:29:11
- She definitely lost that "Freshman 15."
- She looks hot. Damn!

:29:16
Hey, you guys. How are you two?
:29:20
- You work here? This is awesome.
- No, Mike, I'm just hanging.

:29:23
- This is such a surprise.
- Yeah. You look good, David.

:29:27
Amy, this is Jonesy. Jonesy, this is Amy.
:29:30
- How you doing?
- Pleasure to meet you.

:29:33
The pleasure is all mine.
:29:35
Why don't you turn it down a notch?
You're channelling Barry White again.

:29:38
Was she this hot when you two
were dating?

:29:40
- He went out with a stripper?
- Yeah.

:29:42
Actually, no.
I was just a freshman back then...

:29:44
...studying to be a stripper.
:29:46
David helped me bone up
on my pole-dancing exam.

:29:49
Can I buy you a drink for old times' sake?
:29:51
- Yeah.
- Come on.

:29:57
They're going to do it.
:30:05
I often wonder how long we would've
lasted if I hadn't broken up with you.

:30:09
Two and a half days. I was gonna
dump you right after my last final.

:30:12
I didn't have the time to get into
a big emotional thing with you.

:30:15
- I had to study.
- What a relief.

:30:19
This whole time,
I thought I broke your heart.

:30:20
Give me a break. We weren't in love
or anything. We were just having fun.

:30:24
- There were no expectations back then.
- Give me a hand with this.

:30:28
I mean, when did that change?
:30:32
It didn't. You did.
:30:34
It only seems different now
because you outgrew it.

:30:38
- I don't know.
- I do.

:30:41
Look at your dick-with-ears friend there.
:30:43
Do you think that Amy chick
would take the bid?

:30:46
- I thought that was Dave's old flame.
- Key word: "was."

:30:49
Damn it! I bet I could have had her.
:30:51
When she was going out
with your best friend.

:30:54
Yeah, that would have been real cool.
:30:55
You bet.
:30:57
Although, I'm sure she wasn't as hot then.

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