:30:05
I often wonder how long we would've
lasted if I hadn't broken up with you.
:30:09
Two and a half days. I was gonna
dump you right after my last final.
:30:12
I didn't have the time to get into
a big emotional thing with you.
:30:15
- I had to study.
- What a relief.
:30:19
This whole time,
I thought I broke your heart.
:30:20
Give me a break. We weren't in love
or anything. We were just having fun.
:30:24
- There were no expectations back then.
- Give me a hand with this.
:30:28
I mean, when did that change?
:30:32
It didn't. You did.
:30:34
It only seems different now
because you outgrew it.
:30:38
- I don't know.
- I do.
:30:41
Look at your dick-with-ears friend there.
:30:43
Do you think that Amy chick
would take the bid?
:30:46
- I thought that was Dave's old flame.
- Key word: "was."
:30:49
Damn it! I bet I could have had her.
:30:51
When she was going out
with your best friend.
:30:54
Yeah, that would have been real cool.
:30:55
You bet.
:30:57
Although, I'm sure she wasn't as hot then.
:31:04
- You look unbelievable.
- Thanks.
:31:09
When did it get so difficult
to figure out what I want?
:31:13
If you're like most people, darlin'...
:31:15
...right around the time you found
something worth wanting.
:31:20
Hand me that dildo, will you?