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HeJJo, David.
I've been waiting for your caJJ...
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...ever since I saw you
in that Mexican restaurant.
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I've fantasised about us.
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- Our bodies entwined and covered in saJsa.
- Salsa!
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We're destined to be together, David.
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- It's just like...
- Chips and salsa.
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That's right.
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And now... That's my other line. Hold on.
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- HeJJo.
- David, it's Mike. You there? Pick up.
:34:31
Come on, pick up, David.
This is important.
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- Mike.
- David, it's happened to me.
:34:39
Congratulations.
Look, I'm really not feeling very...
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No! Listen, David.
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I'm lying naked, in a strange bed...
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...staring at the most beautiful woman...
:34:50
...I have ever seen in my entire life.
:34:53
Tell her I said, "Hi."
I've really got to go now.
:34:56
She's not here.
I'm looking at her picture, okay?
:35:00
Damn marlin jumped right into my boat,
caught me unawares.
:35:03
What are you talking about?
:35:05
That whole after-hours rave?
Complete blank.
:35:09
The last solid memory I have
was drinking some green, glowy shit...
:35:12
...from a test tube
and dancing like a bastard.
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- But, David...
- What?
:35:15
Something magicaJ happened
in this room Jast night.
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Something...
:35:20
...bigger than sex.
:35:24
- Although sex was definitely a factor.
- But you don't remember.
:35:27
No. Last night's a totaJ bJur.
But Jisten to me.
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I woke up this morning and I've got...
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...the feeling.
- Is it a burning sensation?
:35:38
No, David. The feeling...
:35:40
...when you just know the pure,
blinding truth stuff.
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I've met her, David.
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For the first time in my life,
I think I'm in love. Me.
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Shit. Here she comes.
Moment of truth. 'Bye.
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Good morning, sunshine!