:00:17
My whole life,
I always hated school.
:00:26
Oh, thank you, Snowball.
:00:55
No more Fs.
:00:56
No more Fs.
:01:09
All right, I admit it. I took
Mrs. Herman's grade book.
:01:12
I set fire to it. I peed on it.
But before you pass judgement...
:01:16
you got to hear
my side of the story.
:01:21
Let's go back to the beginning.
:01:24
That's me in the window
over there, and that's my dad.
:01:28
Now, I was only
five years old...
:01:30
but I already knew
that I hated school.
:01:36
You see, I had just
gotten over the chickenpox...
:01:39
and I was having a little
trouble making friends.
:01:42
Can I play with you guys?
:01:45
Why do you have dots
on your face?
:01:48
Dot-face.
:01:50
And then I met Sammy.
:01:59
Now, this kid
really hated school.