:01:09
All right, I admit it. I took
Mrs. Herman's grade book.
:01:12
I set fire to it. I peed on it.
But before you pass judgement...
:01:16
you got to hear
my side of the story.
:01:21
Let's go back to the beginning.
:01:24
That's me in the window
over there, and that's my dad.
:01:28
Now, I was only
five years old...
:01:30
but I already knew
that I hated school.
:01:36
You see, I had just
gotten over the chickenpox...
:01:39
and I was having a little
trouble making friends.
:01:42
Can I play with you guys?
:01:45
Why do you have dots
on your face?
:01:48
Dot-face.
:01:50
And then I met Sammy.
:01:59
Now, this kid
really hated school.
:02:01
He hated teachers,
he hated coloring...
:02:04
he even hated recess.
:02:07
It was incredible.
:02:11
Sammy, come on.
:02:21
Look at the big, chubby baby.
:02:25
It's disgusting.
:02:35
What are you looking at?
:02:37
I'll be your friend.
:02:40
Handsome.
:02:42
Sammy.
:02:44
Now, Sammy was the worst
speller in the class...
:02:47
and I felt really bad for him,
so I decided to help him out.
:02:50
You stole the answers?
:02:52
...C-l-O-P-A-T-H.