He hated teachers,
he hated coloring...

he even hated recess.
It was incredible.
Sammy, come on.
Look at the big, chubby baby.
It's disgusting.
What are you looking at?
I'll be your friend.
Now, Sammy was the worst
speller in the class...

and I felt really bad for him,
so I decided to help him out.

You stole the answers?
That's correct, Sammy.
You're the winner.
Sammy and l, we cheated our way
through elementary school.

By the time we got
to junior high, we were experts.

You're late, Davis.
Hey, relax, man.
Everything's cool.

I thought I told you
to come alone.

He's cool. He's my partner.
Evan Rosengarden.
When we needed a book report...

a term paper, or a science
project, we went to him.

he would do anything
for a little porn...

as long as it wasn't soft-core.
This better not be soft-core.
I hate soft-core.
So does my dad.
It was a smooth operation...
Holy smokes.
until Rosengarden got sloppy.
Yes, well, the reason
I'm calling, Mr. Davis...

is because your son
gave my son a dirty movie.