:03:03
"Sociopath."
:03:06
That's correct, Sammy.
:03:08
You're the winner.
:03:13
Sammy and l, we cheated our way
through elementary school.
:03:17
By the time we got
to junior high, we were experts.
:03:22
You're late, Davis.
:03:23
Hey, relax, man.
Everything's cool.
:03:24
I thought I told you
to come alone.
:03:26
He's cool. He's my partner.
:03:28
Evan Rosengarden.
When we needed a book report...
:03:31
a term paper, or a science
project, we went to him.
:03:34
he would do anything
for a little porn...
:03:36
as long as it wasn't soft-core.
:03:38
This better not be soft-core.
:03:41
I hate soft-core.
:03:43
So does my dad.
:03:49
It was a smooth operation...
:03:51
Holy smokes.
:03:53
until Rosengarden got sloppy.
:03:56
Yes, well, the reason
I'm calling, Mr. Davis...
:03:58
is because your son
gave my son a dirty movie.
:04:06
And it was perhaps
the weirdest dirty movie...
:04:09
that I've ever seen.
:04:13
I want to know how
Handsome got his hands...
:04:15
on something this...
super dirty.
:04:19
Perhaps you should talk to him.
:04:21
Oh, don't worry. I will.
:04:24
I most certainly will.
:04:28
Handsome.
:04:30
Yes, Daddy?
:04:34
Listen...
:04:37
Now, my dad's porn
was so weird...
:04:39
there was no way
he was gonna talk about it.
:04:40
Was there something
you wanted to tell me?
:04:43
And the truth is...
:04:44
that was the least
of his problems with me.
:04:47
-Good night.
-Good night, Daddy.
:04:50
I was the type of kid
that wouldn't even get up...
:04:52
to go to school in the morning
without putting up a fight.
:04:58
Now, being a single parent
is never easy...