That's correct, Sammy.
You're the winner.
Sammy and l, we cheated our way
through elementary school.

By the time we got
to junior high, we were experts.

You're late, Davis.
Hey, relax, man.
Everything's cool.

I thought I told you
to come alone.

He's cool. He's my partner.
Evan Rosengarden.
When we needed a book report...

a term paper, or a science
project, we went to him.

he would do anything
for a little porn...

as long as it wasn't soft-core.
This better not be soft-core.
I hate soft-core.
So does my dad.
It was a smooth operation...
Holy smokes.
until Rosengarden got sloppy.
Yes, well, the reason
I'm calling, Mr. Davis...

is because your son
gave my son a dirty movie.

And it was perhaps
the weirdest dirty movie...

that I've ever seen.
I want to know how
Handsome got his hands...

on something this...
super dirty.

Perhaps you should talk to him.
Oh, don't worry. I will.
I most certainly will.
Yes, Daddy?
Now, my dad's porn
was so weird...

there was no way
he was gonna talk about it.

Was there something
you wanted to tell me?

And the truth is...
that was the least
of his problems with me.

-Good night.
-Good night, Daddy.

I was the type of kid
that wouldn't even get up...

to go to school in the morning
without putting up a fight.

Now, being a single parent
is never easy...