:04:06
And it was perhaps
the weirdest dirty movie...
:04:09
that I've ever seen.
:04:13
I want to know how
Handsome got his hands...
:04:15
on something this...
super dirty.
:04:19
Perhaps you should talk to him.
:04:21
Oh, don't worry. I will.
:04:24
I most certainly will.
:04:28
Handsome.
:04:30
Yes, Daddy?
:04:34
Listen...
:04:37
Now, my dad's porn
was so weird...
:04:39
there was no way
he was gonna talk about it.
:04:40
Was there something
you wanted to tell me?
:04:43
And the truth is...
:04:44
that was the least
of his problems with me.
:04:47
-Good night.
-Good night, Daddy.
:04:50
I was the type of kid
that wouldn't even get up...
:04:52
to go to school in the morning
without putting up a fight.
:04:58
Now, being a single parent
is never easy...
:05:00
especially when your kid is me.
:05:09
Here he comes.
Here he comes.
:05:13
I taught him that move.
:05:15
Basically, we were at war...
:05:17
and I wasn't going
to let him win.
:05:22
I am not going
to let you win!
:05:25
Now, he used to threaten
to send me away all the time...
:05:27
and I would threaten him
with running away from home.
:05:29
Sammy was always there
to talk me out of it.
:05:32
That's a big-ass suitcase.
:05:38
Listen, Handsome, I need
some help with geometry.
:05:41
You know, some secret help.
:05:44
Geometry? I don't go
to school anymore.
:05:46
But everybody
has to go to school.
:05:48
Not me.
:05:49
Listen, Handsome, this is crazy.
Where are you gonna sleep?
:05:53
Well, I'm not sleeping
at the nut house.
:05:54
My dad told me that
they got kids there...
:05:57
that eat their own shit
with a fork and knife.