:05:00
especially when your kid is me.
:05:09
Here he comes.
Here he comes.
:05:13
I taught him that move.
:05:15
Basically, we were at war...
:05:17
and I wasn't going
to let him win.
:05:22
I am not going
to let you win!
:05:25
Now, he used to threaten
to send me away all the time...
:05:27
and I would threaten him
with running away from home.
:05:29
Sammy was always there
to talk me out of it.
:05:32
That's a big-ass suitcase.
:05:38
Listen, Handsome, I need
some help with geometry.
:05:41
You know, some secret help.
:05:44
Geometry? I don't go
to school anymore.
:05:46
But everybody
has to go to school.
:05:48
Not me.
:05:49
Listen, Handsome, this is crazy.
Where are you gonna sleep?
:05:53
Well, I'm not sleeping
at the nut house.
:05:54
My dad told me that
they got kids there...
:05:57
that eat their own shit
with a fork and knife.
:06:01
-Really?
-Yes. Really.
:06:08
Hello, world!
:06:10
Now, this used to happen
all the time...
:06:18
but Sammy knew that I was
always gonna come back...
:06:20
and I was always
going to help him cheat.
:06:22
Did you say something
about geometry?
:06:24
You bet your frickin' ass
I did.
:06:26
And by the time
we got to high school...
:06:28
Sammy and I had taken cheating
to a whole other level.
:06:33
We had gone from
small-time spelling bees...
:06:35
to mid-terms, finals,
and everything in between.
:06:37
You name it, we stole it.
:06:40
Now, there were two other guys
we always worked with.
:06:43
Everything's cool?
:06:44
Now, Sammy and l
may have hated school...
:06:46
but Victor hated everything.
:06:48
His motto was,
"l hate everything."
:06:54
Now, we all took our jobs
very seriously...
:06:56
You finished yet?
:06:58
But nobody took it
as seriously as Applebee.