:06:01
-Really?
-Yes. Really.
:06:08
Hello, world!
:06:10
Now, this used to happen
all the time...
:06:18
but Sammy knew that I was
always gonna come back...
:06:20
and I was always
going to help him cheat.
:06:22
Did you say something
about geometry?
:06:24
You bet your frickin' ass
I did.
:06:26
And by the time
we got to high school...
:06:28
Sammy and I had taken cheating
to a whole other level.
:06:33
We had gone from
small-time spelling bees...
:06:35
to mid-terms, finals,
and everything in between.
:06:37
You name it, we stole it.
:06:40
Now, there were two other guys
we always worked with.
:06:43
Everything's cool?
:06:44
Now, Sammy and l
may have hated school...
:06:46
but Victor hated everything.
:06:48
His motto was,
"l hate everything."
:06:54
Now, we all took our jobs
very seriously...
:06:56
You finished yet?
:06:58
But nobody took it
as seriously as Applebee.
:07:01
Brilliance requires patience.
:07:03
You see, he was the man
in charge of the crib sheets.
:07:06
Now, every cheating outfit needs
a guy who can write small...
:07:10
and this guy wrote crazy small.
:07:12
That is a masterpiece.
:07:15
It should be hanging
in a museum.
:07:17
I hate museums.
:07:21
The four of us
were a real solid unit.
:07:23
We were efficient,
we were loyal...
:07:24
and we had our own copy
of the janitor's key.
:07:27
Do you know
why I called you in here?
:07:30
Did I win some kind
of award or something?
:07:32
No, you did not win any awards.
:07:36
Do you have something
you want to tell me?
:07:39
I love you?
:07:41
Stand up.
:07:42
I don't understand.
:07:44
I said stand up.
:07:49
That's a ball.
:07:53
That's another ball.
:07:55
They like to travel together.
:07:57
Marla, he doesn't
have them on him.