:27:02
Usually it's just bullshit,
you know?
:27:04
A way to justify what we do.
In this case, however...
:27:07
we truly were dealing
with an unpassable test.
:27:09
You do the eyeball,
I'll do the crisis.
:27:13
Which crisis?
:27:17
"lf they're your friends,
they'll understand."
:27:20
I don't like that one, man.
:27:23
It's gross.
:27:26
It works.
:27:27
The best way
to distract a teacher...
:27:29
is to manufacture
a teen identity crisis.
:27:32
Mr. Harkin?
:27:35
Can I talk to you a minute?
:27:36
Sure, Handsome.
:27:38
Now, I could have exploited
my parents' divorce...
:27:41
or faked an eating disorder,
but I knew an even better way...
:27:45
to grab Mr. Harkin's attention.
:27:47
Sometimes...
:27:50
when I'm in
the locker room, and...
:27:54
everybody gets...
:27:57
naked...
:28:03
I feel really funny.
:28:05
Funny?
:28:08
Funny how?
:28:37
There's nothing wrong...
:28:39
with admiring the male form.
:28:42
Just don't stare at it
for too long.
:28:47
It's frowned upon.
:28:52
-So I'm not going to hell?
-Of course not.
:28:54
God doesn't hate me.
:28:56
Your God doesn't hate you.