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OK, first of all,
you gotta remember...
:35:05
never to sit next to somebody
that you're cheating with.
:35:07
It looks too suspicious.
:35:11
And then there's crib sheets.
:35:12
Crib sheets are a tricky thing,
but I swear by them.
:35:17
Never write on your body.
Never write on your clothing.
:35:21
You always have to be able
to destroy the evidence...
:35:24
at a moment's notice.
:35:29
Now when you're done
copying off your sheet...
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just keep looking busy.
:35:33
All right.
:35:34
Pencils down, everyone.
:35:36
Pass your papers forward.
:35:38
And perhaps most importantly,
always get a couple wrong.
:35:41
Always leave a couple blank.
:35:43
Never--and I mean never--
get 100%.
:36:09
You made me fail.
:36:20
I made myself fail.
:36:22
I exhibited
unprofessional behavior.
:36:24
Look, my cribbing skills
are worthless without you guys.
:36:47
I have finished
grading your exams...
:36:49
but first I would like to see
the following students outside:
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Sammy Green, Handsome Davis,
and Victor Barone.