The great leader of men.
Just tell me what happened.
I'll take it right now!
That was awesome, Handsome.
You're the man!
You're the man, Handsome!

You know, she's sending out
red letters...

with their transcripts.
This is serious.

No, it's not. Julie,
both you and I know...

that there's no such thing
as a permanent record.

Oh, that's right.
It's just something
they invented...

to get inside your head with.
The greatest hoax...

in the history of
institutionalized education...

Stop it!
is the myth
of the permanent record.

Now, Stark's biggest threat...
was that she could keep us
out of college.

See, a red letter
on your permanent record...

meant that no college would
even consider your application.

Look, I am really sorry
about the red letter.

Please just pick up the phone.
By the way, in case
you were wondering...

who this is, this is Handsome.
Handsome Davis.
We met in kindergarten.

I was the kid with
the chicken pox. Dot-face.

Does any of this ring a bell?
I've been thinking about this
for a long time...

Victor and I might not
get into college.

She's bluffing.
You don't know that.
You don't know everything.

It's time for us to get out.
I don't know. Go legit.

Start doing whatever it takes
to get into a good college.

What's it gonna be, Handsome?
I promise to stop
cheating on tests...

but I'm still gonna plagiarize.
We agreed to quit cheating...
but Sammy took it
one step further.

-I'm with the student court.

I couldn't believe it.
My best friend
was a founding member...

of an extracurricular

What's the student court?
I don't know.
I think they went soft.