1:14:01
Have a nice life.
1:14:03
And now, to give out the awards
in math and science...
1:14:08
I call to the podium
Alex Harkin.
1:14:13
Love you, Mr. Harkin.
1:14:19
This is my favorite part
about being a teacher.
1:14:26
I wasn't gonna
necessarily be a teacher...
1:14:28
but l, as you know,
became one...
1:14:30
and the winner of the award...
1:14:32
for outstanding achievement
in chemical science is...
1:14:37
Julie Merkle.
1:14:40
Come on up here, Julie.
1:14:48
I'm sorry.
1:14:53
Not your fault.
1:14:56
I'm sorry that I looked
at your file.
1:14:59
The award--
the winner of the award...
1:15:04
for outstanding achievement
in physics is...
1:15:07
one of my favorite students...
1:15:11
Handsome Davis.
1:15:27
Come on up here, Handsome.
1:15:30
OK. I admit it.
1:15:32
I stole the midterm...
1:15:34
I took my dad's porn...
1:15:36
I flirted with Mr. Harkin,
I broke the ceiling...
1:15:39
I lied to the fake brothers,
I looked at Applebee's file...
1:15:42
I read the thing
about his penis...
1:15:44
I pissed on the grade book...
1:15:45
and I pissed off
all of my friends.
1:15:48
But you know what?
1:15:50
When the four of us
were cheating together...
1:15:52
it was the sweetest thing
I ever knew.
1:15:54
It was horseback riding
on the beach...
1:15:56
a candlelight dinner,
champagne in a hot tub.