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for outstanding achievement
in physics is...
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one of my favorite students...
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Handsome Davis.
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Come on up here, Handsome.
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OK. I admit it.
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I stole the midterm...
1:15:34
I took my dad's porn...
1:15:36
I flirted with Mr. Harkin,
I broke the ceiling...
1:15:39
I lied to the fake brothers,
I looked at Applebee's file...
1:15:42
I read the thing
about his penis...
1:15:44
I pissed on the grade book...
1:15:45
and I pissed off
all of my friends.
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But you know what?
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When the four of us
were cheating together...
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it was the sweetest thing
I ever knew.
1:15:54
It was horseback riding
on the beach...
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a candlelight dinner,
champagne in a hot tub.
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-He's my hero.
-I agree.
1:16:02
Stark did everything she could
to ruin graduation for us...
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but, actually, it ended up as
one of our greatest victories.
1:16:08
Cheated on the midterm.
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Take it right now.
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-Cheater!
-Cheated on the midterm.
1:16:14
Because it wasn't just me
who won that award.
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It was for Sammy for winning
that spelling bee...
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and it was for Applebee
for writing crazy small...
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and it was for Victor...
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for knowing how to deal
with adopted kids.
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You see, cheating is what made
the four of us famous--
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the most famous cheaters
in North Point history.
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Everything is bullshit.
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It is what it is.