:15:00
We danced around
to a rockin' band
:15:03
And when I could,
I gave that girl a hug
:15:07
In the Tunnel of Love
:15:09
You'll never know
how great a kiss can feel
:15:11
When you stop at the top
of a Ferris wheel
:15:14
When I fell in love
:15:16
Down at Palisades Park
:15:19
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
:15:21
[ People at park scream ]
:15:23
[ Song fades out ]
:15:29
PENNY: Last night
in my dream...
:15:31
this ape and I are sitting
staring at each other...
:15:34
and it was, like,
across time and evolution.
:15:36
And then he started talking...
:15:38
but in a language
I didn't really understand.
:15:41
[ Laughs ] Swiss, maybe.
:15:43
And then he tuned into
Perry Como, real square.
:15:48
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
:15:51
PENNY: You know,
just because we fucked...
:15:52
doesn't mean
there are strings now.
:15:54
CHUCK: [ Laughs ] OK.
:15:55
PENNY: I just wanted
to tell you about my dream.
:15:57
Nothing more complicated
than that. Don't panic.
:16:00
I'm just not used to
all this dating bullshit.
:16:03
Now we're a couple.
:16:04
Now I'm obliged to give
a shit what you say.
:16:07
PENNY: Don't worry.
I'm not into those games.
:16:09
So anyway, the monkey
turns into Perry Como...
:16:13
and I say--
:16:14
- Holy fuck.
- What?
:16:16
CHUCK: Holy, holy fuck.
:16:18
You just gave me an idea
for a show. Fuck!
:16:21
PENNY: A show about monkeys?
:16:23
CHUCK: No, about people.
:16:25
About sex, about romance,
:16:27
about the bullshit of dating.
:16:30
I call it "The Dating Game"...
:16:33
and that's what it's about,
Mr.Goldberg.
:16:36
A pretty girl
asks three handsome guys,
:16:39
who she can't see,
silly questions...
:16:42
and based on their answers...
:16:44
she picks one to date,
and we pay for the date.
:16:48
That's it.
That's the show.
:16:55
CHUCK: Aah! Aah! Aah!
:16:58
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!