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I'm just not used to
all this dating bullshit.
:16:03
Now we're a couple.
:16:04
Now I'm obliged to give
a shit what you say.
:16:07
PENNY: Don't worry.
I'm not into those games.
:16:09
So anyway, the monkey
turns into Perry Como...
:16:13
and I say--
:16:14
- Holy fuck.
- What?
:16:16
CHUCK: Holy, holy fuck.
:16:18
You just gave me an idea
for a show. Fuck!
:16:21
PENNY: A show about monkeys?
:16:23
CHUCK: No, about people.
:16:25
About sex, about romance,
:16:27
about the bullshit of dating.
:16:30
I call it "The Dating Game"...
:16:33
and that's what it's about,
Mr.Goldberg.
:16:36
A pretty girl
asks three handsome guys,
:16:39
who she can't see,
silly questions...
:16:42
and based on their answers...
:16:44
she picks one to date,
and we pay for the date.
:16:48
That's it.
That's the show.
:16:55
CHUCK: Aah! Aah! Aah!
:16:58
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
:17:01
- Hot damn!
- What, what, what?
:17:03
- They bought it!
- Yeah!
:17:04
CHUCK: They bought it!
:17:06
They're giving me 7,500
fuckin' dollars to make a pilot!
:17:09
PENNY: We gotta go celebrate!
Let's go roller skating!
:17:12
CHUCK: I can't! I got a date!
:17:13
PENNY: OK, cool.
Will you call me after?
:17:15
- OK!
- OK! Bye! Mwah!
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