Death to Smoochy
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:07:02
Thank you very much.
:07:04
Sometimes I do a longer set, but...
:07:07
...once the evening meds kick in,
it's pretty much sleepytime.

:07:11
Tough to get a sing-along.
:07:13
At least you know the smack's
knocking them out and not your singing.

:07:18
God, I hope so.
:07:19
Can we talk for a minute?
:07:22
I'm happy to do this, but we have
trained counselors who can help you.

:07:27
You came on the H train?
:07:30
-Riding the horse? On the juice?
-No.

:07:33
It's sweet of you to assume so.
:07:35
I'm Nora Wells. I'm V.P.
of development for Kidnet.

:07:40
-You work for Kidnet?!
-Yeah.

:07:42
-Are you serious?
-Yeah...

:07:45
...as a heart attack.
:07:47
I'm glad I didn't know you were here.
That might have thrown me off.

:07:52
I was born November 11, 1970.
You know what else happened that day?

:07:57
The first Sesame Street.
:07:59
You wouldn't believe what it took
to get soy dogs here.

:08:03
Hello? People, wake up
and smell the future.

:08:07
Organic, twice the protein
and nobody gets killed.

:08:13
I'm gonna get you on these
gluten-free buns.

:08:16
-We will change the world!
-All right, Sheldon.

:08:19
Like I was saying,
my friends are always saying:

:08:23
"As talented as you are, if you don't
learn to sell yourself a little...

:08:28
...you'll always be playing to a very
appreciative, but limited audience."

:08:33
Spirulina with almond butter?
:08:35
-Sure you don't wanna try?
-No.

:08:38
This is children's entertainment.
:08:41
It's about doing good work.
:08:44
Having integrity.
:08:45
A good show, with the foundation
of a positive message.

:08:49
You can't build a foundation with
plaster of Paris. You use concrete.

:08:54
That is concrete, sister.
That is integrity!

:08:58
I can see that.

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