:08:03
Hello? People, wake up
and smell the future.
:08:07
Organic, twice the protein
and nobody gets killed.
:08:13
I'm gonna get you on these
gluten-free buns.
:08:16
-We will change the world!
-All right, Sheldon.
:08:19
Like I was saying,
my friends are always saying:
:08:23
"As talented as you are, if you don't
learn to sell yourself a little...
:08:28
...you'll always be playing to a very
appreciative, but limited audience."
:08:33
Spirulina with almond butter?
:08:35
-Sure you don't wanna try?
-No.
:08:38
This is children's entertainment.
:08:41
It's about doing good work.
:08:44
Having integrity.
:08:45
A good show, with the foundation
of a positive message.
:08:49
You can't build a foundation with
plaster of Paris. You use concrete.
:08:54
That is concrete, sister.
That is integrity!
:08:58
I can see that.
:09:03
-Sorry.
-Listen, Mr. Mopes.
:09:06
The reason I'm here....
:09:08
Kidnet is currently looking
for a performer...
:09:11
...with convictions and integrity.
:09:14
Somebody like yourself.
:09:17
Hold the phone.
:09:18
Kidnet is finally ready to pursue
a show of Smoochy caliber?
:09:24
I mean, to commit to Smoochy quality?
:09:26
Yes, I believe we're ready
to push ourselves to that level.
:09:36
I knew it!
:09:40
I knew it. I knew
if I waited long enough...
:09:43
...I knew somebody
would come along one day...
:09:46
...who took a look at me
and understood what I do.
:09:50
That's you. You get me.
:09:52
I'm afraid so.
:09:55
Well, Nora Wells,
Miss V.P. of Development...
:09:58
...let's you and me go make history!