Death to Smoochy
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:13:00
I can't sit and watch that one-horn
carpetbagger get my time slot.

:13:04
He gets a free ride on my dime.
:13:07
Come on. We got a history.
:13:09
There's nothing I can do for you.
You're a pariah.

:13:13
-I can't even be seen with you.
-Don't do this to me.

:13:16
I'm going down for the last time.
:13:19
They kicked me out of the penthouse.
I'm homeless.

:13:22
Put yourself in my Capezios.
:13:25
The truth is, your shoes
have become my shoes.

:13:28
As long as he's on, everything's
by the book. No percentage, no skim.

:13:32
Network wanted squeaky clean
and they got it.

:13:36
Mopes is sparkling.
:13:40
Please?
:13:43
You got nothing left?
:13:45
Exactly. That's what I've been
trying to tell you.

:13:56
What's this?
:13:58
A Rain Forest Benefit freebie bag.
Disposable camera...

:14:01
...KahlĂșa flavored peanuts...
:14:04
...hand lotions, no animal-tested....
:14:07
Don't ever contact me again, Randy.
:14:12
Get out of the car.
:14:16
You know what to do
with the lotion, jerk-off.

:14:22
You'll get yours!
:14:24
The rhino too!
:14:26
Wheels are turning!
:14:32
Even a guy who's squeaky clean
falls into the mud.

:14:39
Smoochy and Rhinette dolls
would be sold separately.

:14:43
These are prototypes.
I've been assured...

:14:46
...that all the bugs
will be worked out.

:14:49
Let's recap.
:14:50
Yes to the Smoochy ice cream,
the string cheese...

:14:54
...the cola. We're in a dick-measuring
contest over the shampoo.

:14:58
Time out, people.
Let's hold the phone a second.


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