Death to Smoochy
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:14:01
...KahlĂșa flavored peanuts...
:14:04
...hand lotions, no animal-tested....
:14:07
Don't ever contact me again, Randy.
:14:12
Get out of the car.
:14:16
You know what to do
with the lotion, jerk-off.

:14:22
You'll get yours!
:14:24
The rhino too!
:14:26
Wheels are turning!
:14:32
Even a guy who's squeaky clean
falls into the mud.

:14:39
Smoochy and Rhinette dolls
would be sold separately.

:14:43
These are prototypes.
I've been assured...

:14:46
...that all the bugs
will be worked out.

:14:49
Let's recap.
:14:50
Yes to the Smoochy ice cream,
the string cheese...

:14:54
...the cola. We're in a dick-measuring
contest over the shampoo.

:14:58
Time out, people.
Let's hold the phone a second.

:15:02
If I might interject.
We need to re-examine our principles.

:15:08
We are still trying-- Smoochy is
still trying to earn these kids' trust.

:15:13
We won't do that by selling
string cheese and shampoo and cola...

:15:17
...which contains no less than
two addictive substances.

:15:21
We need to focus on putting together
the best show possible.

:15:25
Deliver a positive message,
without bells and whistles.

:15:29
Can I get an amen, somebody?
Are you with me on this, team?

:15:38
Damn.
:15:41
I got that.
:15:43
Shut the door, please.
:15:47
Now lock it.
Thanks.

:15:50
We're deciding if Smoochy-O's
are frosted or fruit-flavored.

:15:54
If anybody has a strong feeling....
:15:56
Our survey shows a dead heat.
:15:59
Frosted for old and fruity for young.

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