:44:01
-Hello?
-Mr. Mopes? I'm Benjamin McKnucklepeck.
:44:05
I'm calling from Parents for Decency
in Children's TV. Have you heard of us?
:44:10
No, but that's an issue close
to my heart. I was just talking to--
:44:15
Tomorrow we're having a banquet.
We'd be honored if you performed.
:44:19
We want to present a plaque to you
for your commitment to children's TV.
:44:25
The presenter will be a young orphan
with mild asthma. Can you attend?
:44:30
Yeah, I'd be happy to.
:44:31
That'd be great. See you then.
:44:34
I want to thank you for picking me up.
:44:37
No worries. A chance to have
Smoochy at our soirée...
:44:41
...I'd stick my willie in a nest of
funnelwebs if I had to.
:44:45
That sounds extreme.
Just try a "please."
:44:47
You're funny! There's vodka and chips
back there if you're hungry.
:44:52
I don't know if you're aware of it,
but food like that can lower your chi.
:44:57
I've never eaten Korean food.
Thanks for the information.
:45:00
That's why the wee ones
love your show.
:45:03
You can learn and laugh
at the same time.
:45:07
It's such a fresh change from that
dreadful embezzler, Rainbow Randy.
:45:12
-What was his name?
-Randolph, I think.
:45:15
Randolph! That's the scoundrel.
Probably gay too.
:45:20
What did you say?
:45:21
He's a pillow biter, you know?
The old....
:45:24
I don't know about
his sleeping disorders.
:45:27
But I do think he's got some problems,
alcohol and anger to name a few.
:45:32
What do you mean?
:45:34
I feel sorry for him. He has issues.
:45:37
But don't you take a particular glee
in the fact you stole his time slot...
:45:42
...and you're shoveling dirt
on his corpse?
:45:45
No. I wouldn't take pleasure
in someone's misfortune.
:45:49
Truth is, I thought
he was pretty talented.
:45:52
He's a miserable cocksucker! A fucking
asshole! You hate him, admit it!
:45:58
Where did you say you're from?