Death to Smoochy
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:45:00
That's why the wee ones
love your show.

:45:03
You can learn and laugh
at the same time.

:45:07
It's such a fresh change from that
dreadful embezzler, Rainbow Randy.

:45:12
-What was his name?
-Randolph, I think.

:45:15
Randolph! That's the scoundrel.
Probably gay too.

:45:20
What did you say?
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He's a pillow biter, you know?
The old....

:45:24
I don't know about
his sleeping disorders.

:45:27
But I do think he's got some problems,
alcohol and anger to name a few.

:45:32
What do you mean?
:45:34
I feel sorry for him. He has issues.
:45:37
But don't you take a particular glee
in the fact you stole his time slot...

:45:42
...and you're shoveling dirt
on his corpse?

:45:45
No. I wouldn't take pleasure
in someone's misfortune.

:45:49
Truth is, I thought
he was pretty talented.

:45:52
He's a miserable cocksucker! A fucking
asshole! You hate him, admit it!

:45:58
Where did you say you're from?
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The wee ones are ready for you.
:46:15
I'm ready. Give me my ax.
:46:17
Here we go. Let's shake a stick.
:46:19
-This is really exciting for me.
-Me too.

:46:23
I never played
in a tractor parts warehouse.

:46:26
We keep it no-frills.
It's all about the wee ones.

:46:29
Great attitude.
I wish more people felt that way.

:46:32
-Know what my motto is?
-Something inane.

:46:35
"You can't change the world,
but you can make a dent."

:46:39
Don't worry.
You're going to make a dent.

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-Go out there and hook a horn!
-Thanks!

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Auf Wiedersehen.
:46:47
-Smoochy the Rhino!
-Hello, New Jersey!

:46:54
It's great to be here, kids!
:46:57
Sing along if you know it.
:46:59
Friends, friends, we all got friends
You've got me and I got you


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