:16:03
... came across a bit you recognised.
:16:07
Bit of ear -- toe, a nose, a tooth.
:16:13
But the thing that really freaked us out that day...
:16:15
... was when Left Hand CharIie found
the bit of Eddie with the tattoo on.
:16:19
I mean everything eIse was burnt to a crisp,
covered in claret.
:16:22
All mushed up, pulped up.
:16:23
Not this bit. This bit was perfect.
:16:27
And there's OId Nick chortIing
his fucking arsehole off at us!
:16:33
So you could say that Eddie was right...
:16:36
... that Satan did indeed save his skin,
:16:39
just not all of it.
:16:41
Or you could say that Eddie was just unlucky.
:16:45
Either way it taught me to
keep a very open mind.
:16:52
Boom boom.
:16:58
Anyway... Eddie Oswald.
:17:04
-To Eddie.
-To Eddie.
:17:17
So, anyway, this bloke walks into a pub, right...
:17:19
... with a little dog under his arm.
:17:20
He puts it down on the bar, goes and sits down.
:17:23
The bartender's looking at him thinking
:17:24
"What the fucking hell's going on here??".
:17:25
Then he looks back at the dog and,
:17:26
to his surprise, the dog turns round and says...
:17:29
It's a fucking cow!
:17:30
Fucking hell!
:17:32
Ceasefire, Terry, ceasefire.
:17:34
Terry, what the hell are you doing?.
You're firing blanks, man!
:17:38
Is everyone all right?.
:17:39
No man, I think I've shit myself!
:17:44
Is it dead?.
:17:45
Oh yeah, it's dead all right.
:17:48
-Christ, Iook at the state of it!
-Sod that, man, look at the state of Terry.
:17:54
These aren't entry wounds --
More like teeth marks.
:17:57
What are you saying, Cooper?.
:17:59
What he's saying, Terry, is
it died of natural causes, mate.