:17:04
-To Eddie.
-To Eddie.
:17:17
So, anyway, this bloke walks into a pub, right...
:17:19
... with a little dog under his arm.
:17:20
He puts it down on the bar, goes and sits down.
:17:23
The bartender's looking at him thinking
:17:24
"What the fucking hell's going on here??".
:17:25
Then he looks back at the dog and,
:17:26
to his surprise, the dog turns round and says...
:17:29
It's a fucking cow!
:17:30
Fucking hell!
:17:32
Ceasefire, Terry, ceasefire.
:17:34
Terry, what the hell are you doing?.
You're firing blanks, man!
:17:38
Is everyone all right?.
:17:39
No man, I think I've shit myself!
:17:44
Is it dead?.
:17:45
Oh yeah, it's dead all right.
:17:48
-Christ, Iook at the state of it!
-Sod that, man, look at the state of Terry.
:17:54
These aren't entry wounds --
More like teeth marks.
:17:57
What are you saying, Cooper?.
:17:59
What he's saying, Terry, is
it died of natural causes, mate.
:18:02
Don't you think we should call this in, sarge?.
:18:03
Aye, get on the radio, Bruce.
:18:06
Now there's no way I'm about
to break radio silence...
:18:08
... because you Iot got spooked
by a dead flying fucking cow!
:18:12
No, we hoId this position.
We keep it secure till the morning...
:18:15
... then we reassess the situation.
:18:18
Right, I want a watch posted.
:18:19
Two on, four off.
:18:20
Brucie, Spoon, you're up first.
:18:22
Cooper and I will reIieve you
at zero one hundred hours.
:18:24
And in meantime - Terry sort your kit out!
:18:28
The rest of you get your heads down.
:18:31
Unbelievable.