Eight Crazy Nights
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:06:02
Whitey, we went over this
two months ago.

:06:05
It's your last year of reffing
the youth league basketball.

:06:08
You're turning 70 years old...
:06:10
...and our insurance company says
they won't cover you anymore.

:06:13
No, no, no.
:06:15
My interjection pertains to the case
currently under adjudication.

:06:19
You see, i knew this young man
years ago...

:06:22
...when his moral fiber was still intact.
:06:25
What are you getting at?
:06:27
Why not sentence him to be a
referee-in-training for youth basketball?

:06:31
I've seen some pretty rowdy kids
turn into perfect gentlemen...

:06:35
...after spending time on my court.
:06:37
If that happened with stone,
it would be a miracle.

:06:40
It's the holidays. Things like that have
been known to happen this time of year.

:06:46
Whitey, if you want to work with
this punk, then god bless you.

:06:49
But mr. Stone, what whitey says goes.
:06:52
And if i hear that you break one law...
:06:54
...l'll send you to the state
penitentiary for no less than 10 years.

:07:00
Happy holidays.
:07:03
Oh, god.
:07:05
The short man who's kind
and the donkey's behind.

:07:07
What a bizarre matchup.
Good luck, whitey. You'll need it.

:07:12
Okay, let's give the little guy
some support.

:07:18
Did i just see two persian cats
on your ass?

:07:22
I think i'm going to barf.
:07:27
Your horn works, try the lights.
:07:32
Okay.
:07:34
One. Two.
:07:37
Good to see you still got circus feet.
:07:39
Men's 11 right foot, children's
9 left foot...

:07:44
...at your service.
:07:45
Yuck.
:07:47
Now, i assume you've done
your pre-game stretching.

:07:50
No, let me do it right now.
:07:52
One. Two. Three.
:07:55
Four. Five. Six.
:07:57
Okay. That's good, but don't forget
your hammies.


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