Eight Crazy Nights
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:07:00
Happy holidays.
:07:03
Oh, god.
:07:05
The short man who's kind
and the donkey's behind.

:07:07
What a bizarre matchup.
Good luck, whitey. You'll need it.

:07:12
Okay, let's give the little guy
some support.

:07:18
Did i just see two persian cats
on your ass?

:07:22
I think i'm going to barf.
:07:27
Your horn works, try the lights.
:07:32
Okay.
:07:34
One. Two.
:07:37
Good to see you still got circus feet.
:07:39
Men's 11 right foot, children's
9 left foot...

:07:44
...at your service.
:07:45
Yuck.
:07:47
Now, i assume you've done
your pre-game stretching.

:07:50
No, let me do it right now.
:07:52
One. Two. Three.
:07:55
Four. Five. Six.
:07:57
Okay. That's good, but don't forget
your hammies.

:08:00
Of course whitey wouldn't understand
what getting flipped off means.

:08:03
He's so behind the times,
he thinks viagra's a big waterfall.

:08:07
But there is one thing he knows.
:08:09
The voting has begun for the highest
honor anyone in town could receive.

:08:14
I think it's gonna be your year, whitey.
I really do.

:08:18
Whoa. Don't even think of coming
on this floor with those hard soles, pally.

:08:23
Fine, i'll just ref in my socks.
:08:29
Must be game time.
:08:32
Don't let him push your buttons, whitey.
:08:57
What are you waiting for?
:08:59
- Come on. Dribble!
- Hurry up!


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