:11:04
Now, i'd like to make this work out.
:11:07
But in order to do so, you're
going to have to learn...
:11:10
...that youth basketball ain't about you
and your lack of respect for others.
:11:15
It's about the kids and teaching them
responsibility and teamwork.
:11:20
I've been doing my part for 35 years.
:11:23
Are you ready to join me, big guy?
:11:31
Joke's on you, tough guy. I can't read.
:11:36
Special delivery for whitey duvall,
sugar-free doughnuts.
:11:40
Every day she does this for me.
Jennifer, you're too much.
:11:43
My fraternal twin sister's a diabetic...
:11:46
...and out of respect for her and her
disease, i don't eat sugar products.
:11:51
There's a surprise in there you'll like.
:11:54
Don't tell me it's bavarian cream-filled.
:11:58
It is bavarian cream-filled!
:12:00
Hubba-bubba!
:12:02
These babies make my taste buds
do double daffies, for gosh sakes.
:12:07
Why are you hiding over there?
:12:09
It's okay, sweetheart. Talk to whitey.
:12:11
Hi, whitey. I got another chanukah
present tonight.
:12:14
Wow, benjamin, an etch a sketch.
Not too shabby.
:12:18
That's a game boy, you idiot.
:12:20
Sorry, i'm not up
on modern technology.
:12:23
But i guess my friend davey is.
Why don't you tell him what else you got.
:12:28
First night, i got a basketball
and some dreidels.
:12:30
Night two, i got a pup tent for camping
in the backyard.
:12:33
And tonight, i got this.
:12:35
Wow. Maybe on night four the chanukah
monster will take a big crap on your bed.
:12:41
Thanks for sharing the holiday spirit,
psycho.
:12:43
Come and help me
clean the muffin trays.
:12:46
- Bye, whitey.
- See you at the game tomorrow.
:12:50
Your girlfriend's backyard
isn't sugar-free. That baby looks sweet.
:12:54
Technical foul! Technical foul!
:12:57
That's a lady, and you will not
speak about her that way!