Eight Crazy Nights
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:12:00
Hubba-bubba!
:12:02
These babies make my taste buds
do double daffies, for gosh sakes.

:12:07
Why are you hiding over there?
:12:09
It's okay, sweetheart. Talk to whitey.
:12:11
Hi, whitey. I got another chanukah
present tonight.

:12:14
Wow, benjamin, an etch a sketch.
Not too shabby.

:12:18
That's a game boy, you idiot.
:12:20
Sorry, i'm not up
on modern technology.

:12:23
But i guess my friend davey is.
Why don't you tell him what else you got.

:12:28
First night, i got a basketball
and some dreidels.

:12:30
Night two, i got a pup tent for camping
in the backyard.

:12:33
And tonight, i got this.
:12:35
Wow. Maybe on night four the chanukah
monster will take a big crap on your bed.

:12:41
Thanks for sharing the holiday spirit,
psycho.

:12:43
Come and help me
clean the muffin trays.

:12:46
- Bye, whitey.
- See you at the game tomorrow.

:12:50
Your girlfriend's backyard
isn't sugar-free. That baby looks sweet.

:12:54
Technical foul! Technical foul!
:12:57
That's a lady, and you will not
speak about her that way!

:13:00
Easy.
:13:01
She's going through a tough time now.
:13:04
Last spring, her husband of 13 years
ups and leaves her...

:13:07
...for a woman he met on the computer.
:13:10
She had the courage to move back a
month ago to try and raise her boy alone.

:13:16
So she's available?
:13:17
You wish, mac. You blew your shot
with her 20 years ago.

:13:21
Twenty years?
:13:22
Was that jennifer friedman?
:13:24
I'm surprised you have enough
brain cells left to remember.

:13:30
Hey, jennifer, you still coming over to
watch dukes of hazzard after the game?

:13:34
That's a big 10-4, davey.
:13:36
Hey, davey.
:13:37
Smile! Your mom wants to take a picture.
:13:40
Thanks, honey.
:13:42
If my parents fall asleep early,
i'll show you my basement.

:13:44
Keep dreaming.
:13:47
They make a nice couple
boogie-oogie-oogies.

:13:52
I don't know when you were goofier,
then or now.

:13:54
Good evening, mayor stuey duhy.
Out for some late-night shopping?

:13:59
Yeah. Then i have to figure out how to
rebuild our giant menorah and santa.


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