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Why can't he just be like he used to be?
:29:05
It all seems so long ago
:29:08
young and happy don't you know
:29:11
down by the creek i would show
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fireflies to that girl
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but that was back when he was nice
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before my warm heart turned to ice
:29:24
my sister's wig once had lice
:29:28
but that was long ago
:29:31
the schoolyard's where we were
:29:35
the first time i kissed her
:29:38
he thought he got some tongue
:29:40
but it was only retainer
:29:44
eleanore's bra is a trainer
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well, over there's my family home
:29:50
and the woods we used to roam
:29:53
the only time i had
sex was on the phone
:29:57
but that was long ago
:30:00
i carved our names upon that tree
:30:03
i loved him and he loved me
:30:06
my darling wife was once a he
:30:10
but that was long ago
:30:13
he'd always whisper in my ear
:30:16
but then i started drinking beer
:30:19
my jewels got licked by six frisky deer
:30:26
now he's just a loner and a liar
:30:30
and my trailer's caught on fire
:30:33
fire?!
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Oh, my god!
:30:40
Be careful!
:30:57
Maybe it's some kind of sign.
:30:59
After all, chanukah is
the festival of lights.