:30:00
i carved our names upon that tree
:30:03
i loved him and he loved me
:30:06
my darling wife was once a he
:30:10
but that was long ago
:30:13
he'd always whisper in my ear
:30:16
but then i started drinking beer
:30:19
my jewels got licked by six frisky deer
:30:26
now he's just a loner and a liar
:30:30
and my trailer's caught on fire
:30:33
fire?!
:30:38
Oh, my god!
:30:40
Be careful!
:30:57
Maybe it's some kind of sign.
:30:59
After all, chanukah is
the festival of lights.
:31:02
I should stick you on
a twig and roast you.
:31:05
Just get back in my car. You'll stay
with me and my sister for a while.
:31:09
I ain't living with you buffoons.
:31:11
What other options do you got, mr.
Rockefeller?
:31:25
- Hello?
- Hi, is ophelia there?
:31:28
- Ophelia who?
- Ophelia hiney.
:31:31
Oh, feel my hiney?
:31:34
You hoodlums better bring my
wig back! I know it was you!
:31:51
It's a home-invasion robbery!
:31:54
Take whatever you want, but please
don't chop my legs off!
:31:59
It's okay, eleanore, it's okay.