Eight Crazy Nights

I should stick you on
a twig and roast you.

Just get back in my car. You'll stay
with me and my sister for a while.

I ain't living with you buffoons.
What other options do you got, mr.

- Hello?
- Hi, is ophelia there?

- Ophelia who?
- Ophelia hiney.

Oh, feel my hiney?
You hoodlums better bring my
wig back! I know it was you!

It's a home-invasion robbery!
Take whatever you want, but please
don't chop my legs off!

It's okay, eleanore, it's okay.
Whitey, thank god you're here. We're
being robbed by a lunatic.

Mister, if you're going to kill us, take
off your wet shoes.

They're soaking the carpet.
Eleanore, that's davey stone, my new

The criminal?! Did he force you to
bring him here so he could molest you?

His home just went up in flames. So i
invited him to stay with us for a while.

Okay, but i'm making an inventory...
...of every single item in this house.
Look! He already stole something.
He's hiding it in his jacket.

I didn't steal this.
It's a card my parents gave me.

So why don't you go stay with them?
They died.
My bad.
Here's to you guys for letting me
crash over.

Alcohol in our house?
This is never going to work.