:12:00
Hubba-bubba!
:12:02
These babies make my taste buds
do double daffies, for gosh sakes.
:12:07
Why are you hiding over there?
:12:09
lt's okay, sweetheart. Talk to Whitey.
:12:11
Hi, Whitey. l got another Chanukah
present tonight.
:12:14
Wow, Benjamin, an Etch A Sketch.
Not too shabby.
:12:18
That's a Game Boy, you idiot.
:12:20
Sorry, l'm not up
on modern technology.
:12:23
But l guess my friend Davey is.
Why don't you tell him what else you got.
:12:28
First night, l got a basketball
and some dreidels.
:12:30
Night two, l got a pup tent for camping
in the backyard.
:12:33
And tonight, l got this.
:12:35
Wow. Maybe on night four the Chanukah
monster will take a big crap on your bed.
:12:41
Thanks for sharing the holiday spirit,
psycho.
:12:43
Come and help me
clean the muffin trays.
:12:46
-Bye, Whitey.
-See you at the game tomorrow.
:12:50
Your girlfriend's backyard
isn't sugar-free. That baby looks sweet.
:12:54
Technical foul! Technical foul!
:12:57
That's a lady, and you will not
speak about her that way!
:13:00
Easy.
:13:01
She's going through a tough time now.
:13:04
Last spring, her husband of 1 3 years
ups and leaves her...
:13:07
...for a woman he met on the computer.
:13:10
She had the courage to move back a
month ago to try and raise her boy alone.
:13:16
So she's available?
:13:17
You wish, mac. You blew your shot
with her 20 years ago.
:13:21
Twenty years?
:13:22
Was that Jennifer Friedman?
:13:24
l'm surprised you have enough
brain cells left to remember.
:13:30
Hey, Jennifer, you still coming over to
watch Dukes of Hazzard after the game?
:13:34
That's a big 1 0-4, Davey.
:13:36
Hey, Davey.
:13:37
Smile! Your mom wants to take a picture.
:13:40
Thanks, honey.
:13:42
lf my parents fall asleep early,
l'll show you my basement.
:13:44
Keep dreaming.
:13:47
They make a nice couple
boogie-oogie-oogies.
:13:52
l don't know when you were goofier,
then or now.
:13:54
Good evening, Mayor Stuey Duhy.
Out for some late-night shopping?
:13:59
Yeah. Then l have to figure out how to
rebuild our giant menorah and Santa.