Eight Crazy Nights

:00:36

Well, all right. Look at all that
beautiful, white stuff come down.

:00:41

Christmas is right around the corner...

:00:43

...and Chanukah starts tonight.

:00:45

Ain't a better time of year.

:00:47

You got no school, you can eat
like a pig and people give you stuff.

:00:52

Just makes you feel tingly all over.

:00:55

But you know what?

:00:56

There are some buffoons out there who
actually can't stand the holiday season.

:01:00

And seeing other people
enjoy the festivities...

:01:03

...gets them even more disgusted.

:01:06

In fact, the head honcho of holiday
humbug...

:01:08

...lives right here in little old Dukesberry.
His name's Davey Stone.

:01:12

That fool's in the China Dragon...

:01:14

...coming up with his own way
of feeling tingly all over.

:01:19

Four scorpion bowl in five minute?
That's got to be a restaurant record.

:01:24

Well, right now l'm going to go for
another restaurant record: longest burp.

:01:39

Congratulations. Now, please excuse me
while l go take shower.

:01:44

At one time, Davey was a super student,
super athlete...

:01:48

...super sweet, super kid and the apple
of his parents' eye.

:01:53

Now, he's just a 33-year-old,
crazy Jewish guy...

:01:57

...who lives for making this town
as miserable as he is...