:30:00
I carved our names upon that tree
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I loved him and he loved me
:30:06
My darling wife was once a he
:30:10
But that was long ago
:30:13
He'd always whisper in my ear
:30:16
But then I started drinking beer
:30:19
My jewels got licked by six frisky deer
:30:26
Now he's just a loner and a liar
:30:30
And my trailer's caught on fire
:30:33
Fire?!
:30:38
Oh, my God!
:30:40
Be careful!
:30:57
Maybe it's some kind of sign.
:30:59
After all, Chanukah is
the festival of lights.
:31:02
l should stick you on
a twig and roast you.
:31:05
Just get back in my car. You'll stay
with me and my sister for a while.
:31:09
l ain't living with you buffoons.
:31:11
What other options do you got, Mr.
Rockefeller?
:31:25
-Hello?
-Hi, is Ophelia there?
:31:28
-Ophelia who?
-Ophelia Hiney.
:31:31
Oh, feel my hiney?
:31:34
You hoodlums better bring my
wig back! l know it was you!
:31:51
lt's a home-invasion robbery!
:31:54
Take whatever you want, but please
don't chop my legs off!
:31:59
lt's okay, Eleanore, it's okay.