:29:00
Why can't he just be like he used to be?
:29:05
It all seems so long ago
:29:08
Young and happy don't you know
:29:11
Down by the creek I would show
:29:15
Fireflies to that girl
:29:18
But that was back when he was nice
:29:21
Before my warm heart turned to ice
:29:24
My sister's wig once had lice
:29:28
But that was long ago
:29:31
The schoolyard's where we were
:29:35
The first time I kissed her
:29:38
He thought he got some tongue
:29:40
But it was only retainer
:29:44
Eleanore's bra is a trainer
:29:47
Well, over there's my family home
:29:50
And the woods we used to roam
:29:53
The only time I had
sex was on the phone
:29:57
But that was long ago
:30:00
I carved our names upon that tree
:30:03
I loved him and he loved me
:30:06
My darling wife was once a he
:30:10
But that was long ago
:30:13
He'd always whisper in my ear
:30:16
But then I started drinking beer
:30:19
My jewels got licked by six frisky deer
:30:26
Now he's just a loner and a liar
:30:30
And my trailer's caught on fire
:30:33
Fire?!
:30:38
Oh, my God!
:30:40
Be careful!
:30:57
Maybe it's some kind of sign.
:30:59
After all, Chanukah is
the festival of lights.