:38:00
You're supposed to hold the stick
and just eat the corn dog off of it.
:38:04
How futuristic.
:38:07
Oh, my God.
:38:09
Zip up or you'll catch a throat cold.
:38:12
Thank you.
:38:16
Hey, Benny!
:38:18
Nice game against Saint Catherine's
today. How many buckets you score?
:38:21
Fourteen.
:38:22
You're gonna be league-high scorer, kid.
:38:25
You just got to keep your elbows in.
:38:27
That's my man.
:38:37
Hey, you two, just doing circles.
:38:43
Oopsy-doodle!
:38:47
Yeah!
:38:49
l haven't done that in a while.
:38:50
Maybe l'm so excited about the banquet
tonight, it's giving me extra oomph.
:38:55
You'll extra-oomph yourself right into
another seizure if you don't calm down.
:39:00
He'll be all right. How'd you get
so good on the ice, anyways?
:39:03
ln the '50s l reffed youth hockey
for a couple of seasons.
:39:07
Until a wrist shot caught him in the
back of the skull.
:39:11
Nothing a little metal plate couldn't fix.
:39:14
He was in a coma for three months.
:39:16
l needed the rest anyway.
:39:22
Could l get a lift from you, partner?
:39:24
Sure.
:39:29
So, Davey, did you play the hockey
when you were a child?
:39:32
No, hockey players get up too early.
:39:35
This guy's sport always was and
always will be basketball.
:39:39
Back in '81 ...
:39:40
...he was the star of what is still
known to this very day...
:39:44
...as the JCC miracle game.
:39:47
Oh, my.
:39:48
The JCC was down by 2 4 points.
:39:50
The bad news is we stand no chance
of winning this game.
:39:53
The good news is it's Chanukah, so
you'll all get presents tonight anyway.
:39:57
Speaking of presents...
:39:59
...our parents come to all our games
even though we always lose.