:34:00
You'll get hit with a bat
:34:01
'Cause that's a technical foul
:34:03
You will feel my wrath
:34:05
-If your hair clogs the drain
-You'll know the meaning of pain
:34:09
'Cause that's a technical foul
:34:11
I'll show you no mercy
:34:13
Ho! This is such bullshit
:34:16
In this house we say ''bullspit''
:34:19
Or it's a technical foul
:34:22
A technical foul
:34:24
Let me get this straight. You expect me
to change my lifestyle in one night...
:34:28
...because you guys are a couple of
psychotic control freaks?
:34:31
-You got it, bub.
-Or you can go rot in the gutter.
:34:33
-lt's up to you, Yankee Doodle.
-l don't want to do that...
:34:36
...but let me run a few questions by you
so l don't screw up accidentally.
:34:41
If I don't spray Lysol
After moving a bowel?
:34:44
That's a technical foul
:34:48
If I decide to wash my ass
With your monogrammed towel?
:34:51
-That's a technical foul
-Please, say ''hiney.''
:34:55
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
:34:59
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
:35:02
That's not only a technical foul
:35:05
But possibly a homicide
:35:11
Can I sleep past 3?
:35:13
If you do, you'll get a T
:35:14
-Take a whiz in those flowers?
-I'll say, ''Hit the showers''
:35:18
-Use this horn as a bong?
-Adiós, Tommy Chong
:35:21
Make some long-distance calls?
:35:23
You'll get a kick in the balls
Oops!
:35:26
Can I walk around with
My morning erection?
:35:29
If you want an automatic ejection
:35:32
'Cause that's a technical foul
:35:35
But I'd like to see it anyway
:35:39
Just kidding.
:35:41
There are certain rules
Which apply in one's life
:35:45
With your sister, friends
Or imaginary wife
:35:48
I can't believe I haven't killed myself
:35:52
Here with Wigs McGee and the furry elf
:35:56
They took my wig
:35:59
I remember the look in their eyes