Eight Crazy Nights
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lt will. We just need to set some rules
so Davey knows how we do things here.

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l'm scared.
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Look. You gotta understand it's just
been me and Eleanore for 67 years...

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...so she gets nervous around
strangers.

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l wouldn't show that picture to anyone...
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...or they may try to take you two back
to the laboratory.

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Listen. We got rules in this house...
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...and you better follow them or you'll
find yourself out of here.

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This might be harder than l thought.
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If you're coming from the street
With dirty shoes on your feet

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That's a technical foul
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If you switch the radio to some
''Modern'' music show

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That's a technical foul
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If you don't shut the door
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After using the 'frigerator
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That's a technical foul
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A technical foul
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If you touch the thermostat
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You'll get hit with a bat
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'Cause that's a technical foul
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You will feel my wrath
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-If your hair clogs the drain
-You'll know the meaning of pain

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'Cause that's a technical foul
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I'll show you no mercy
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Ho! This is such bullshit
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In this house we say ''bullspit''
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Or it's a technical foul
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A technical foul
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Let me get this straight. You expect me
to change my lifestyle in one night...

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...because you guys are a couple of
psychotic control freaks?

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-You got it, bub.
-Or you can go rot in the gutter.

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-lt's up to you, Yankee Doodle.
-l don't want to do that...

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...but let me run a few questions by you
so l don't screw up accidentally.

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If I don't spray Lysol
After moving a bowel?

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That's a technical foul
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If I decide to wash my ass
With your monogrammed towel?

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-That's a technical foul
-Please, say ''hiney.''

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If I make fun of your crazy feeties
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Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes

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