:03:00
l love you, car.
:03:03
He dine and dash me! He chew and
screw me! He sip and skip me!
:03:07
-What?
-He no pay for his four scorpion bowl.
:03:10
Oh, boy.
:03:13
Get him.
:03:19
Come back here, you jerk!
:03:24
Somebody stop that guy!
:03:26
I'm the kind of guy who can't stand
A holiday
:03:29
So I drink them all away, that's me
:03:33
I don't decorate no trees
:03:36
And I won't eat no potato latkes
:03:40
But I'll give this old lady's melons
A squeeze
:03:44
That's just who I am
:03:52
Well, I'll never spin a dreidel,
But I'll always throw an egg
:03:56
And I'll charley horse your leg for laughs
:04:00
While you're singing your holiday tunes
:04:03
I'm acting like the town buffoon
:04:07
Whipping out my big, white, scary moon
:04:11
And blowing a beef your way
:04:14
I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
:04:18
To me they're just something to shoot
:04:21
I hate love
:04:23
I hate you
:04:25
I hate me
:04:29
Well, I'm a snowmobile-stealing
:04:31
No 'tis-the-season-feeling kind of guy
:04:36
This time of year sucks
So I take my nunchaks
:04:40
And make sure every snowman dies
:04:44
Believing in Santa's all wrong
:04:48
And Chanukah's eight nights too long
:04:51
I hate love
:04:52
I hate you
:04:54
I hate me
:04:56
Coming through.
:04:57
I hate love
:04:59
I hate you